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Remember to keep it cozy!


 No.501[Reply]

Post best political rolls

 No.502




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 No.215[Reply]

new meme
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 No.219

I heard about a study, that found out that it was possible to determine precisely the probability of a standing cow to sit down after a given time.

The study showed further, that it was hard to tell when a sitting or lying cow rose again.

These findings where awarded.

 No.222

Unhealthy cows must be killed and incinerated.

Healthy cows must be killed and eaten.

It doesn't seem very healthy to be a cow.

 No.228

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 No.229

>>222(checked)
unless you're an indian cow.

 No.489

My dad want to kick my cow ass from the farm



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 No.419[Reply]

I like to take really hot showers to practice burning in hellfire
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 No.426

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>not eating sushi in the bath

 No.427

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BAKA ばかDESU です
SENPAI せんぱい

 No.428

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>>426
How can I eat when I'm asleep?

 No.467

>>426
>tfw no sushi delivery near me

 No.469

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>>428
you hire a thai ladyboy to feed it to you while you're unconscious



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 No.415[Reply]

>The last man is tired of life, takes no risks, and seeks only comfort and security.
>The lives of the last men are pacifist and comfortable.
>Every individual lives equally and in "superficial" harmony
>no original or flourishing social trends
>too barren and decadent to support the growth of great individuals
>who has no great passion or commitment, who is unable to dream, who merely earns his living and keeps warm
>The last men claim to have discovered happiness, but blink every time they say so.
Wie fühlt es sich an die Untermensch, Sushi-Rollen sein?

 No.416

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Ab und zu lodert die Flamme noch in mir auf, erinnert mich an all das verschenkte Potenzial, nur um unter der warmen Asche des Lebens wieder zu ersticken.

 No.461

That seems like a culture issue if this post is suppose to be a negative message to go away from a peaceful meek life. We should be peaceful if our supplies are plentiful and we can have peaceful existence.

 No.463

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if everyone tried to be an ubermensch the world would be a pretty shitty place. i dont see any reason to push myself to be a blood and soil tyrant, nor do i want to be anyone's leader or anyone's follower. i just do my own thing. i'm not decadent or dispassionate, either, and i dont see many people that i would label as last men.
tldr there's nothing wrong with being comfy

 No.465

How do I know that enjoying life is not a delusion? How do I know that in hating death we are not like people who got lost in early childhood and do not know the way home? Lady Li was the child of a border guard in Ai. When first captured by the state of Jin, she wept so much her clothes were soaked. But after she entered the palace, shared the king's bed, and dined on the finest meats, she regretted her tears. How do I know that the dead do not regret their previous longing for life? One who dreams of drinking wine may in the morning weep; one who dreams weeping may in the morning go out to hunt. During our dreams we do not know we are dreaming. We may even dream of interpreting a dream. Only on waking do we know it was a dream. Only after the great awakening will we realize that this is the great dream. And yet fools think they are awake, presuming to know that they are rulers or herdsmen. How dense! You and Confucius are both dreaming, and I who say you are a dream am also a dream. Such is my tale. It will probably be called preposterous, but after ten thousand generations there may be a great sage who will be able to explain it, a trivial interval equivalent to the passage from morning to night.



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 No.431[Reply]

We should sacrifice someone and bring forth an anime demon.
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 No.446

>>445
Find one at the store, a nice cute one will do.

 No.450

I received complaints that this thread is cancerous. I must honor by the rules set forth in the Sushichan Independence Charter of 2014 (da roolz), as nothing in this thread constitutes a breaking of set forth rules under the section on /hell/.

P.S.: Threads can be hidden by you, the end-users, if they offend ya (entire boards can be hidden on /kaitensushi/, too :^)

 No.462

>>445
>there are people here who think that fapping to a 500 year old cartoon vampire is equal to raping a kid
where? I don't see these people

 No.464

>>462
>>439 , >>441 and >>442
I was talking about flandre btw.

 No.466

>>464
>2016
>still thinking that raping a kid and being a pedophile is literally the same thing
you're such a fucking idiot



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 No.203[Reply]

idk man
sushichan feels different these days
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 No.211

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>>210
Here's some information that will be useful.

Say you want a Japanese wife or you just want to date one. What you'd need to know is;

>Be neat

They take small things like a sock on the floor very seriously. Keep your place clean and dress clean as well, look like you give a shit about how you look. Sloppy anything will get her feeling uncomfortable and maybe angry. Angry Japanese women are scary, avoid making her angry as much as possible.
>Work
In Japan,they respect a person who does their job good regardless of what that job is. This is just a thing that's valued commonly in the country and is something that she will ask if you're talking with her.
>White is a plus, but is not your ace in the hole
Though it is known that pale skin, large eyes and being tall is attractive, it's not a guarantee that you will score a woman. You may have a better chance then say, a black guy, but not as much as you think.
>Most of the women are inexperienced and are weird because of it
Since the average man in Japan find sex stressful and porn better, this leaves a large number of Japanese women without prior knowledge of relationships and sex in general. This also ties into why many say that Japanese women are creepy in addition to being shy. So when you try to smooth yourself into her heart, expect some strange things to happen.

Part 1/2 cause body is too long.

 No.212

>>211
>The Japanese are silly
Having a goofing sense of humor helps, the Japanese are some silly fuckers so being able to reach their level of humor gives you leeway in.
>Anime and general weeb shit
Don't use what you see in Anime or read in Mangas as a guide on how to act or expect this is what irl Japan will be. Japanese women =/= Anime girls. Something to note is that the media is overly exaggerated, for example, their dramas. So yes, they may behave shy and such, but not to levels of moe girl #7254556. You saying you like Anime is like saying you like cartoons in the USA, yeah they're cool and those who share your interest can find common ground with you, but you're a man children in the average citizens eyes so like in your country, hide your power level.

This is just on their women, there's more things like what's socially acceptable behavior and myth busting that I can go into.

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 No.281

>>203
/hell/ was never good.

 No.448

>>212
> there's more things like what's socially acceptable behavior and myth busting that I can go into.

Please do

I want to go to Japan, but knowing how important politeness/etiquette is, I don't wanna unintentionally offend anyone

>>211
>Japanese women are creepy
I am strangely aroused

 No.449

>>211
>expect some strange things to happen.
You mean like finding out she's a fujoshi or something like it?
>>448
>Please do
Seconding this. Japan is one of the countries I might try to live in, so any help is useful.



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 No.249[Reply]

tripfag on the board

 No.250

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Ahoy

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More like numbers on the boards, am I not wrong?

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Екс-Ју одјеби



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 No.251[Reply]

Have you ever done anything or said something racist in real life?

>Had a black gf.

>She always loved giving blowjobs.
>Sometimes felt her teeth.
>Told her one time "Retract those fangs, monkey" because I felt like my foreskin cut.
>She felt bad when I sad that.
>Came on her face to make her feel better.
>"You happy now, Black Dragon Roll?"
>She smiled with cum almost dripping off her lip.
>Walk out the room to get something for me and her to drink as she wipes her face with a towel.
>Sister was in the other room and was peeking out her door.
>When I was walking back she gave me the dirtiest look.
>Ask her if there's an issue.
>She closes the door and I can faintly hear "Fucking Racist".
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 No.253

w a y q

 No.269

>have a freind
>get mugged by some aboriginal
>"god i hate aboriginals"
>"hey im part aboriginal, fuck you Sushi Roll,"
>fug

 No.414

>have asian friend
>she tells me tht she wishes she was white sometimes bc ppl usually take them more seriously (she had a high pitched voice and was short so ppl thought she was like 12 when she was 16 at the time)
>i say "at least youre not black"
>every black person near me looks rlly mad
>i laugh nervously and just say "my dad always says that and i like making fun of him ahah"
>they turn away but i still feel the hate
it makes me cringe to this day oh my god

 No.417

>>414
Did you mean like, "at least you're not black, because people usually take them even seriously than you"?



 No.408[Reply]

топ кек!

 No.409

eszelegeszelekʖ



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 No.401[Reply]

don't mind me, just testing

spoiler
Rainbow Rollgy Rainbow Rolls
fucking Rainbow Roll
Friendly Ladyy Friendly Lady
fuck
4chan
nigga Black Dragon Roll
weeaboo
friendzone
bold
*test*
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 No.407

>>406
o thank

 No.410

nigga Black Dragon Roll Rainbow Roll Rainbow Roll Sushi Roll

 No.411

jews

 No.418

<b>html</b>
bbcode



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