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 No.251

Have you ever done anything or said something racist in real life?

>Had a black gf.

>She always loved giving blowjobs.
>Sometimes felt her teeth.
>Told her one time "Retract those fangs, monkey" because I felt like my foreskin cut.
>She felt bad when I sad that.
>Came on her face to make her feel better.
>"You happy now, Black Dragon Roll?"
>She smiled with cum almost dripping off her lip.
>Walk out the room to get something for me and her to drink as she wipes her face with a towel.
>Sister was in the other room and was peeking out her door.
>When I was walking back she gave me the dirtiest look.
>Ask her if there's an issue.
>She closes the door and I can faintly hear "Fucking Racist".
>Get back into the room and gave her anal after drinks.

I miss her sometimes.

Another story
>Went to a Korean BBQ.
>Some shit little restaurant.
>Order some of those noodles.
>Everything is small and there's not enough room since I'm not a fucking manlet.
>It's loud with the ching chong mao zay dong.
>"Jesus it's uncomfortable" says one friend.
>"It's because these squinty eyed animals love to be on top of each other" I said just a bit too loud.
>Suddenly they all know English and stare in my direction.
>I laugh at how quiet it is and one of the guys in the group tried to hide his smile because he doesn't want to be seen as a asshole too.
>Girls in the group stare at me with disgusted faces.
>Everyone in the group but me walks out awkwardly after finishing.

 No.253

w a y q

 No.269

>have a freind
>get mugged by some aboriginal
>"god i hate aboriginals"
>"hey im part aboriginal, fuck you Sushi Roll,"
>fug

 No.414

>have asian friend
>she tells me tht she wishes she was white sometimes bc ppl usually take them more seriously (she had a high pitched voice and was short so ppl thought she was like 12 when she was 16 at the time)
>i say "at least youre not black"
>every black person near me looks rlly mad
>i laugh nervously and just say "my dad always says that and i like making fun of him ahah"
>they turn away but i still feel the hate
it makes me cringe to this day oh my god

 No.417

>>414
Did you mean like, "at least you're not black, because people usually take them even seriously than you"?



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